Bird Splurt Share definition Flag When a bird ejaculates when it is flying overhead and the ejaculate (bird splurt) lands on you. The bird splurted on Jackies face when she was sitting at the picinic table. Therefore, Jackie had bird splurt on her face. Bird Splurt by Pimpish February 11, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Bird Splurt mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch