smuggling a smurf Share definition Flag to have a small penis and can't get laid therefore the blue coloration of the penis and testicles My friend is smuggling a smurf, maybe that's why he doesn't get any play from the ladies. smuggling a smurf by ichithekiller February 8, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the smuggling a smurf mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
