Corn wobbler Share definition Flag A person who "wobbles" social situations, or embarrasses someone hence the term "Corn wobbler" Corn wobbler is someone who often wobbles corn, for instance, a father wearing an apron embarrassing his daughter and her friends. Corn wobbler by Dr. D Cotman June 26, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Corn wobbler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch