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Pirates and Ninjas 

Used to express the complexity and badassness. When something involves Pirates and Ninjas it's often too badass for the normal brain to comprehend. Therefore we must either dumb it down or flick off the person who doesn't comprehend the ghettoness of a pirate and ninja expression.
Student 1: Our teachers such a fucking twat why can't we add an explosion to our spanish project?
Student 2: Guess she's anti pirates and ninjas...

Badass 1: I hooked up with like seven fucking girls...
Badass 2: Pirates and Ninjas!
Dumbass 1: Science is fun!
*Beat up noises
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Ninjas, pirates and cowboys 

Ninjas- pretty much teh coolest in teh world, with their fighting skills and uber fast skills and uber hot babe saving skills.

Pirates- hoo cant love some1 hoo wears an eyepatch, an awsome hat, owns teh coolest parot, may be mising a leg or hand whcih can be replaeced by a hook or peg of course, i mean ther pretty much the best team up with ninjas.

cowboys - gey.
Ninjas, pirates and cowboys:
Ninjas and pirates agree cowboys suck.