Mwahmosett 

Like a Marmoset but completely different. These are things women have (boobs or a vagina), or it could be a penis. Anything sexual really, even a bummhole.

This word was originally made/ thought of back when I was in pre-school and it became part of a secret language with my friend. In later years the meaning of the words in that language were changed to suit our conversations and so it was born!

My God she has massive Mwahmosetts!
Did you see the size of Harry's Mwahmosett? - I know it fitted right into my Mwahmosett!

Mwahmosett by Mwahmosettmann April 14, 2009

midget marmosettery 

High-level mischief; unscupulous behaviour; an attempt to shirk responsibility or engage in shifty dealings; banditry of a high degree; or silverback-gorillery of a lesser degree; similar to jiggery-pokery but possibly of a more comical and less offensive nature.

"Far out Lim, check out this there is some complete miget marmosettery going on here."

"Hey Mers, I went in there and told them straight, we didn't want to see any more midget marmosettery from them anymore."

midget marmosettery by The word bandit January 14, 2010