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furpiece 

1. A backwoods southern term commonly unknown to city folk relating to a distance that equals about 2-3 miles.
2. A distance slightly farther than a piece.
City boy: "Hey, how do I get to Big WillyBob's Ho-down?"
Hick: "Well, ya' go down this here road a piece er two then yer gunna make a lefty at the corner with the scarecrow and go on fer a 'bout two-a-furpiece. Can't miss"
City boy: "Um...thanks? ......wtf is a furpiece?"
furpiece by morbidlyangelic February 21, 2009
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noun

a female pet of one's brother or sister, or of one's brother-in-law or sister-in-law.
I don't think its a good idea to leave your charger out, my furiece might get to it

Sadie is my favorite furiece, I'm glad my sister took her in.
Furiece by deathshadow551 June 23, 2016
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derived from the words fugly (f*cking ugly) and slampiece. It is used to describe a bro's girlfriend (or just slampeice) ...with the double meaning of fugly and slampeice. In most instances, the bro is the only one unaware that his girl is a fugpiece. so as a result he is made fun of for dating said fugpiece.
"yo, why the hell is my bro dating that fugpeice? he should at least of kept her as a slampeice instead of making it official." - zach s.

"I love making fun of fugpieces on the reg because i have nothing better to do"- Me
Fugpiece by mmm444 July 14, 2010