bedbeard 

when your beard is extra scruffy and unkempt after waking up

just like bed head, only for your face manliness

I had some nasty bedbeard this morning.

bedbeard by ksquared303 January 25, 2009

bedboard 

The only item in every hotel room that will keep two straight guys from bumping into eachother while sleeping in bed together...otherwise known as an ironing board.

Get the bedboard board you greasy goose, I don't want my leg hair grazing yours in bed.

bedboard by Sugar_Bear November 4, 2013