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Lausanne Fondue 

n. Sexual act in which the dominant male projects copious quantities of cheesy, mucilaginous ejaculate for ingestion by the submissive female. Bread optional.

N.B. For the tradition of naming sexual acts after a place, c.f. Cleveland Steamer, Boston Pancake.
Last night, I had sex. It was nice! She was from Gambia! I gave her Lausanne Fondue - she liked!
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