Shwaffelwaffel Share definition Flag A type of dutch biscuit, pronounced by an English person who can't really remember what they're called. "Mmm, can I have a shwaffelwaffel?" Shwaffelwaffel by EnglishBiscuit October 16, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Shwaffelwaffel mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch