Dirty Nazeer 

When you're about to go out with the goal of having intercourse with a girl, but realize you have no game or no money and the middle eastern you ate earlier is acting up. You head somewhere to masturbate but end up shitting yourself, so you decide to use your own diarrhea as lube.

After getting off the phone with George, Nos had an urge to rub out a dirty nazeer.

Dirty Nazeer by Jimmy Longlegs January 8, 2018