Daschmoopficus Share definition Flag A nice way of calling someone a fucking idiot. P1: Did you hear P3 fell off a building trying to take a selfie?P2: What a big Daschmoopficus. Daschmoopficus by Uginashi July 14, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Daschmoopficus mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch