Konvalin

A person who has a hairstyle all of its own who also has frequent tantrums, yelling spurts, screaming at small children.

he's konvalin, you can't touch his hair, because he doesn't have any.

Konvalin by fsdfj January 19, 2008

kongalingus 

When a pet dog is licking treats from the inside of a KONG dog toy; a hollowed out rubber chew toy with an orifice in which treats can be placed, just at the edge of the dog's licking range. The act of licking out the treat appears to be of a sexual nature.

Damn, Rex be all up in that, trying to get at that peanut butter. That straight up Kongalingus! Maybe Sheila can put some of that on her hoochie and Rex can go to town!

kongalingus by Richard Freckle October 21, 2010

Emma Konvolinko Virus 

Emma Konvolinko text all the boys, using the SHOW ME YOUT FACE she takes 99 atk damage, her fave looks like a rusty chair.
Using the how old are u card yout mental healt goes into the hell

Emma Konvolinko Virus made me die almost, she is so annoying

Emma Konvolinko Virus by Easter micker January 5, 2022