Slagathorous

A male, usually with the name dan, who tends to have a very small member. Also usually has a very girly nick name for it like princess peach.
Also very hard for anyone to look at for a long period of time, even a short period...just don't look for more than 3 seconds because you will probably die or faint.
For short, someone that is just one huge, ginormous, Turd!