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Chico State Rattle Snake  

After consuming mass quantities of beer, and nearing the pass-out stage, proceed to defecate in your shorts. Shake the solid turd out of your pant leg, leaving a trail of brown down your leg. It must be a solid turd to qualify for this definition.
"Boy that Charlie left one hell of a Chico State Rattle Snake last night", "I don't know whether to call Animal Control, or Waste Management!"
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