Aristartled 

When a guy named Aristotle startles you.

I was walking down the street, and suddenly from behind, Aristotle just Aristartled me!

Aristartled by Nobody Williams January 1, 2009

aristurtle 

an AWESOME turtle, and it isnt ARISTOTLE.

stephan: what's your company called?
zoey: aristotle.
stephan: like the turtle? (aristurtle)
zoey:... no, like the philosopher.

aristurtle by BitterEpiphany December 31, 2007