crack a rat
A method of saying one has flatulated without offending geriatric ears. Similar to the Australian phrase of "opened your lunch." People no longer have to say "he farted."
Dude, who cracked a rat? Jimmie, do you need to go change your draws?
Ah man, I just cracked a rat so bad, it tweeked my seat!
Ah man, I just cracked a rat so bad, it tweeked my seat!
crack a rat by JLG September 8, 2003
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