crack a rat 

A method of saying one has flatulated without offending geriatric ears. Similar to the Australian phrase of "opened your lunch." People no longer have to say "he farted."

Dude, who cracked a rat? Jimmie, do you need to go change your draws?

Ah man, I just cracked a rat so bad, it tweeked my seat!

crack a rat by JLG September 8, 2003

rather fuck a crack in the road

Doing a crack in the road

I would rather fuck a crack in the road than do that mate

rather fuck a crack in the road by Murdey August 2, 2024