tootybitchaz Share definition Flag when two men try to connect their penises by one slightly melted tootsie roll last night was the great. I totally enacted the tootybitchaz with Michael, he totally won though :( tootybitchaz by dr. seuss' fallus February 8, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the tootybitchaz mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch