von Colijeff 

The coolest fucking last name ever. He is a sexy mother fucker and does whatever he wants. He is a sexy surfer boy that get all the bitches. You’re lucky to have this last name. He also can out drink any motherfucker around.

Damn von Colijeff is coming he’s a beast!

von Colijeff by Chrisvon August 2, 2021

Chris von Colijeff 

This is a amazing brown hair, brown eyes, perfect hair perfect face boy. He goes to the gym and is in super good shape. He has the biggest muscles. He is super sexy and smart and cool. He is also the life of the party and amazing. He can drink so much and isn’t afraid to do anything. He’s crazy like that he also surfs and pulls hella bitches. If you have a Chris you better never give him up because he’s a catch

Chris von Colijeff is so sexy!!

Chris von Colijeff by Notchrisvon January 15, 2022

Chris von Colijeff 

Mid af. Can’t get any more average than being a Chris von Colijeff.

“I saw someone bench pressing 135 today at the gym”
“That’s so Chris Von Colijeff”

Chris von Colijeff by yourmomsfatforehead January 16, 2022