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Table snake 

A game played at dinner parties and other events. A male puts his penis on the table and waits for someone to notice by yelling "table snake!"
Whoever can go unnoticed the longest wins.
We played table snake at the Christmas party last night. Johnny won when it took 10mins for anyone to notice that his snake wasn't just a misplaced cabana.
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shake the table 

The act of causing conversation or starting drama.
Kira told everyone that Derek and Raya have been secretly dating! She loves to shake the table!
shake the table by septembereighth September 21, 2018