FEITAWASA 

Fuck Em In The Ass With A Splintered Axe Handle.

You go to Jiffy Lube. They as usual forget to put the oil cap back on, spurting a whole quart of oil under your hood. So you say "Fuck Jiffy Lube, fuck em in the ass with a splintered axe handle"

FEITAWASA by TED "Fat Bastard" Kennedy June 18, 2003

fmitawash 

sometime in the not to distant past when tele tubbies play with your mind

Used when somethin bizzarre or unbelievable happens. Fuck me in the arse with a shoe horn!, that dog just exploded!

fmitawash by Big Dog July 7, 2004