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Byronoculars 

Eye wear that protects your eyes but provides limited vision due to the fact that your head is up your own posterior. Wearing of Byronoculars is found to severely limit judgment and taste when it comes to fine Irish Artists.
Hey Steve, your partner in crime must be wearing his Byronoculars again because he is erroneously and maladroitly insulting one of the greatest leadsingers of all time.
Byronoculars by Stephen King Jr. December 27, 2007
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Brossault 

(verb) The term for what happens when bros hurl half-formed insults at passersby, often while making obscene gestures.
"Dude, I got brossaulted earlier! They were all in a car- one of them hung his butt out the window and his friends screamed 'Fag' over and over!"

"What did you do?"

"Why, I smiled and waved, of course!"
Brossault by Paulindrome May 1, 2012