zoobidge 

the occurance of an erection when looking at an animal but you aren't sure why.

Dude that turtle gave me major zoobidge.

zoobidge by fuckcuntburger January 3, 2006

zoobidge 

too find yourself oddly aroused by the sight or thought of animals/beastiality and/or a dirty skank whore

"Dude, I just looked at Kaita and I've got total zoobidge now"

zoobidge by lil Biggy January 3, 2006