Non-existent weiner Share definition Flag A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one. Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner. Non-existent weiner by Fakeweiner February 23, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the Non-existent weiner mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
