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Jacket the Faggot 

Jacket the Faggot is the most powerful being in existence. Once a year it rises out from the asshole of a Mexican virgin to wreak havoc on the mythical, Deepwater Arab. The only way to kill Jacket is to throw it into a tub of rabid Jews covered in the semen of a thousand baby horses with eggplants messily shoved into their urethras.

We all hail,
Jacket the Faggot.
Person #1 : “Hey man, did you hear about Jacket the Faggot?”

Person #2 : “My cock-hole is still sore.”