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When your dick is so pointy that it shoots lasers out of it's urethra at such a velocity that it obliterates any vaginal walls in its path.

Ouch! Watch where you point that laser dick!!

laser dick by MillerMac November 13, 2017

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A term used to describe the mechanism of destruction of a particularly powerful penis.

dick laser by DinoTron January 14, 2014

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Fantastic sex that is given by a person with no ambition, no drive, no goals, and/or no future that you could possibly see yourself in.

M: Dude why is loser dick so great?

B: Because that's all they have to offer.

Loser Dick by Machiello November 10, 2019

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When a guy fucks a girl in all three holes then has another girl clean his dick off with her tongue, collecting all three layers of taste.

Don't worry Patty I'm almost done, you'll get to taste that triple layer dick everyone's been talking about!

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Verb: To announce your intention to bounce from the company of your bros.

Jim just got a text, grins, then yells, "Later dick" and leaves.

later dick by Rev1318 April 2, 2017

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cya later dick invader is a word you use when you say goodbye

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