slam the ham 

Used to describe masturbation or having sex with a obsese female.

"Kanele slammed the ham at least 15 times throughout the course of the weekend."
"Dude although she is a 400 lb bitch, you should just slam that ham and get out!"

slam the ham by Peterson September 7, 2004

Slam the ham against the clam 

Love making minus the love.

After a night of drinking, Joe and Betsy decided to slam the ham against the clam.

Slam the ham against the clam by Wonder Llama September 28, 2017