Example 1:
Fake Sports Reporter, to unknowledgeable
Miami Heat fan: "So what are your thoughts on Jakaris Tavarson's play lately?"
Heat Fan: Oh yeah, he's been a monster around the rim lately. Best shot blocker in the NBA right now.
Sports Reporter: As a follow up, is it smart to parjungulate on national TV?
Example 2:
Person 1: These transition and emission weight matrices don't make any sense.
Why is this math problem so hard?
Person 2: Well, see that's because your Charkovsky
Distribution is all fucked up. Did you try parjungulate the mean?
Person 1: Fuck you.