salty the pocketknife Share definition Flag x-rated slang for the male penis (which is why Dustin Diamond told me he appropriated it for his band name). Hey baby, why don't you come over here and meet my friend salty the pocketknife? salty the pocketknife by ann January 31, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the salty the pocketknife mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch