The Zekes Share definition Flag Something you get from sexual intercourse. Generally makes you sneeze alot and burns when you poop. Occurs within 24 hours of intercourse. I had the best sex ever the other night, but im pretty sure he gave me The Zekes The Zekes by ZekeSYLSR March 31, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the The Zekes mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch