cruise ship it 

To shove an unrealisticly sized sex toy up the butthole

Can we cruise ship it tonight?

cruise ship it by some other pseudonym January 19, 2016

italian cruise ship 

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day

"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."

italian cruise ship by giraffe-o January 30, 2012