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Sam Parsons 

A Sam Parsons is someone who digs up old photos and comments/likes them bringing embarressment to the other party. Also referred as Parsons Archaeology. Its considered to be a form of stalking and should be shunned.

Scientists have studied such practices and have concluded that it is due a lack of spooning that causes the perons to become a Tony Robinson of facebook (timeteam).
"Sam why are you looking at pictures of me from 2009 you freak?"
I was pulling a sam parsons.
Yeh hes such a sam parsons.
Sam Parsons by Denby JT October 23, 2012
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Sam Parsons 

Kid who likes Naruto and is addicted 24/7
Sam Parsons: hey want to see Naruto thing
Me: what is that
Sam Parsons by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019

Sam Parsons 

A kid who is addicted to Naruto and only talks about Naruto 24/7
Sam Parsons: want to see Naruto
You: what is that
Sam Parsons by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019