Dirty Little David
People named David who are shorter than average... aprox. 4'9.5" - 5'1.5"
Known for constantly thinking about watching porn & watches porn every second he can.
'I know 3 short Davids & they're all the same... it's bizarre!' dirty little davids
Gets aroused easily over little things.
Will jerk off anywhere!!
Has been caught jerking in weird places including a kitchen sink.
"Where's David?"
"if he dissappears for too long he's definitely jerking off somewhere..."
Dirty Little David
Known for constantly thinking about watching porn & watches porn every second he can.
'I know 3 short Davids & they're all the same... it's bizarre!' dirty little davids
Gets aroused easily over little things.
Will jerk off anywhere!!
Has been caught jerking in weird places including a kitchen sink.
"Where's David?"
"if he dissappears for too long he's definitely jerking off somewhere..."
Dirty Little David
Dirty Little David by KeeksWilson August 20, 2019
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