tartan bear Share definition Flag Affectionate slang term for a Hairy Scottish man. Normally irresistible to the same sex. Known for lifting weights. Oh my! Chris is such a tartan bear! I would totally sleep with that weightlifting hairy sexpot! tartan bear by Banana Bear March 20, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the tartan bear mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch