spazzy douchebag Share definition Flag someone who spazzes alot and is a douchebag. their inconsiderate, rude, and only care about themselves. chill out jacob earp! your such a spazzy douchebag! spazzy douchebag by bananacake August 6, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the spazzy douchebag mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch