jockuiao Share definition Flag 1.a cross between manny paquiao and someones jock2. a pain in the jock area after i was done pissing i zipped my zipper and got a jockuiao jockuiao by CAPTIAN HAPPY TITS May 16, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the jockuiao mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch