Vargoski Share definition Flag Lying about the length of something. Ie. Length of a penis or unit of measurement. I totally pulled a Vargoski and lied about my peckers length being 14 inches. Little did she know it is only two. Vargoski by Molecule_splitter October 9, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Vargoski mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch