Sloppy Hoy Share definition Flag A loud, wet, fart-like sneeze that startles the passersby and covers a wide area with snot and spit. Did you just Sloppy Hoy in here? The floor is slippery, and you woke up the baby. Sloppy Hoy by Brunhilde December 2, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Sloppy Hoy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch