Hooch Head Share definition Flag Someone who is being dumb or a name you call someone when you cant think of what to call them. Chris: "what does that mean" Teacher:"chris you HOOCH HEAD!! weren't you paying attention?!?!?!?" Hooch Head by Temegly January 31, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Hooch Head mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch