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Jacob Wagner 

A male who is as strong as a baby gorilla and has a mullet. Can deadlift over 500lbs but can’t squat. Funny dude and prefers chocolate pudding over vanilla. Burps into girls mouths when kissing them. If in a war type of situation his fart can kill the mightiest of men. You’ll always catch him with a protein shake and memes. Takes forever to have him leave his house to take him to school. All ladies want him.
“Bro look at Jacob Wagner, I want to be just like him!”

“Jacob Wagner is a god.”
Jacob Wagner by GmoneyFIn February 1, 2020
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wow jacob wagner can have my kids
jacob wagner by 69_4skin_69 December 2, 2018