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Wall Touch 

In a double penetration scenario, when one penis feels the other penis through the wall between the butthole and the vagina
Bro 1: Yo, I had a devil's threesome last night, and my balls touched the other guy's balls. Is that gay?

Bro 2: Bro, everyone knows a wall touch leads to a ball touch, and ball touches are gay.

Bro 1: You're right, wall touches lead to ball touches.
Wall Touch by walltouch November 11, 2018
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Touch the Wall 

The object is to touch the nearest wall 1/100th faster than your opponent after someone calls out, "Touch the wall!"

One variation includes shouting "7th medal" instead of "touch the wall".

The game is a reference to Michael Phelp's 7th Olympic gold medal victory, in which he won by 1/100th of a second, against opponent Milorad Cavic.
Kika: TOUCH THE WALL!
Nene: FUCK! I lost!
Kika: 1/100th of a second, betch!
Touch the Wall by Kika-chan January 16, 2009

wall toucher 

Used a insult for super nerds that have the communication skills of a paper bag. They walk down hallways with one hand always resting on the wall, and do not make eye contact with other humans.
Friend 1: Hey do you know Steve the new computer technician?

Friend 2: Oh you mean the wall toucher?
wall toucher by xx7 July 8, 2020

Walltoucher 

What Ben Perry is.
Ben Perry is a walltoucher.
Walltoucher by Ben's Friend October 23, 2010