Steve: man, its been 30 years since the twins had a winning record
Joe: ya, its the curse of TC Bear. the Twins cut down the trees in center field because some of the coddled players under the Ron Gardenhire regime were too distracted to hit the ball.
Steve: huh, i'll be damned
terry cloth lobster is a more or less real band. They have a list of weird band names, that they say were an opening act for them. The idea is, that what has been said could also be a weird band name.