Escooome Share definition Flag Verbal Phrase, Used when you ain't feelin/smellin what someone is spittn'. So someone comes up to you, and goes: "Hey, do you know what time it is?" or something so random, then you go "ESCOOOME! I ain't smellin that!" Escooome by Ja-Jayred August 28, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Escooome mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch