coffee shop pervert Share definition Flag an individual (usually a hipster) that frequents coffee shop in hopes of getting some poontang. Coffee shop perverts typically spend more than 2 hours at a coffee shop at any one time. coffee shop pervert by Tha_Cuddla May 4, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the coffee shop pervert mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
