suicide pee Share definition Flag The act of flushing the toilet before even starting to urinate, and trying to finish the pee before the flush ends. Hey bitch I just suicide peed the shit otta ur fuckin toilet you fuck suicide pee by Cranjus McBasketball IV October 8, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the suicide pee mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch