gjellestad 

A short man who has a problem with growing tall

Woooww that dude has the Gjellestad sickness

gjellestad by Mikeeeeyyyy March 1, 2017

Gjelstad 

A Norwegian potato liker, who pretends to be good at soccer when all he is good at is sucking, in both senses of the word. Has probably the worst pair of glasses in the world and refuses to wear contacts. Gets consistently jumped by girls and could possibly become part of Hitler's Arian master race.

Dude 1: Lets play guess the human. Fgt glasses guy who sucks at soccer and gets jumped by girls
Dude 2: Oh, it must be Gjelstad

Gjelstad by George Bush JR December 13, 2015