Anal-boink

To boink in the anus.
Also see penetration

Electronic Arts just anal-boinked Sega by purchasing both the NFL and ESPN franchises.

My friend likes to anal-boink. Creepy.

Anal-boink by Kaku Shinobi January 20, 2005

anal blink

When you try to poop out the whole turd, but your butthole clenches up against your will and cuts the beautiful monster that could have been in half.

I ate the entire 24 OZ porterhouse and was looking forward to the magnificent Godzilla turd that would follow, but halfway through its birth I got an anal blink and cut it in half.

anal blink by BaconRainey October 16, 2014