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ZERPIES
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The disease
you contract whilst
muff diving
a
twat waffle
.
Bruh, I
contracted
zerpies from that
twat waffle
Janice at Carl's party...
shit burns
.
ZERPIES
by
zeroblake
December 22, 2017
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