The Porter

When you jizz all over a girls face and extract her period blood and pour it all over her, before you release your steaming diarrhoea all over her. Then you get your dad to lick it off naked.
Oh man I gave my girl the porter last night, it was rad.
by youreds February 10, 2025
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Sheffield Wednesday

Anyone who supports this team is a wanker and wants their hard drives checking. If you know of a supporter of this team please report to your local nonce patrol. Don’t mind Mondays don’t mind Tuesdays, FUCKIN HATE WEDNESDAY
We fuckin hate Sheffield Wednesday bastards
by youreds May 23, 2023
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