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A way of saying that something is very unlikely or will never happen. Polite version is in a pig's eye, which is used in mixed company.
Typical white kid at VEHS: "OMG I am so cool coz I can rap and I listen to Lil Wayne!!!1one1!
Me: "In a pig's ass you are! And Lil Wayne eats my nutsack!"
Dubya, after Hurricane Katrina in 2005: "You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie!" (referring to FEMA director Michael Brown."
New Orleans resident: "In a pig's ass he is! My house is flooded, we're stuck on our roof and my kids haven't eaten in days!
Me: "In a pig's ass you are! And Lil Wayne eats my nutsack!"
Dubya, after Hurricane Katrina in 2005: "You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie!" (referring to FEMA director Michael Brown."
New Orleans resident: "In a pig's ass he is! My house is flooded, we're stuck on our roof and my kids haven't eaten in days!
by your testicles July 26, 2010
Get the in a pig's ass mug.state of being that is not cool or (cooler than cool) ice cold. The term "chilly" can be thought of as similar to "frontin", or being a "poser", "tool", or "douche". Those people/things that can be described as "chilly" are often fake, of low quality, or not "real"/"keeping it real".
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"Well, hey, skeezix, you ain't cool. You're fuckin' chilly. And chilly ain't never been cool."
-George Carlin, on weekend Harley riders
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Steve: "Hey man, what do you think of Eric B & Rakim?"
Frank: "They're cool."
Steve: "What do you think about the Red Hot Chili Peppers"
Frank: "They're cool."
Steve: "What about Ice Cube and Biggie Smalls?"
Frank: "Those dudes are ice cold!"
Steve: "Great! Now what do you think about Lil Wayne and Nickelback?"
Frank: "Gross, dude. Those motherfuckers are chilly."
"Well, hey, skeezix, you ain't cool. You're fuckin' chilly. And chilly ain't never been cool."
-George Carlin, on weekend Harley riders
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Steve: "Hey man, what do you think of Eric B & Rakim?"
Frank: "They're cool."
Steve: "What do you think about the Red Hot Chili Peppers"
Frank: "They're cool."
Steve: "What about Ice Cube and Biggie Smalls?"
Frank: "Those dudes are ice cold!"
Steve: "Great! Now what do you think about Lil Wayne and Nickelback?"
Frank: "Gross, dude. Those motherfuckers are chilly."
by Your Testicles December 29, 2011
Get the chilly mug.Cockney rhyming slang for "strong"
He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear sub. -Barfly Jack
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