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Toyota

Jap car company that began assfucking Detroit in the 1970s as part of its revenge plan for being nuked in WWII. Another part of said plan, enacted within the last five years, is to have Americans buy their fuel-efficient cars, then have them die in car wrecks caused by a deliberate factory defect in the accelerator pedal.

Toyota: Moving Forward...at 94 miles per hour, with the brakes on, over into oncoming traffic...only an 18-wheeler can stop us now.

by your testicles August 17, 2010

ping-pong

Cockney rhyming slang for "strong"

He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear sub. -Barfly Jack

by Your Testicles September 11, 2011

sidecar

A cocktail invented around 1918 in either London or Paris. To make it, you take eight parts brandy or cognac, mix with two parts orange liqueur (Cointreau, Grand Marnier, or another triple sec), and one part lemon juice. To serve, you mix the ingredients in a shaker half-full with ice, then strain and serve in a sugar-rimmed glass, and finally garnish with a strip of lemon rind. You can also use vodka, bourbon, or gin in place of the brandy and/or cognac

Man, the bartender at that restaurant made the best damn sidecar I ever had.

by Your Testicles September 22, 2011