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Toyota

Jap car company that began assfucking Detroit in the 1970s as part of its revenge plan for being nuked in WWII. Another part of said plan, enacted within the last five years, is to have Americans buy their fuel-efficient cars, then have them die in car wrecks caused by a deliberate factory defect in the accelerator pedal.

Toyota: Moving Forward...at 94 miles per hour, with the brakes on, over into oncoming traffic...only an 18-wheeler can stop us now.

by your testicles August 17, 2010

in a pig's ass

A way of saying that something is very unlikely or will never happen. Polite version is in a pig's eye, which is used in mixed company.

Typical white kid at VEHS: "OMG I am so cool coz I can rap and I listen to Lil Wayne!!!1one1!

Me: "In a pig's ass you are! And Lil Wayne eats my nutsack!"

Dubya, after Hurricane Katrina in 2005: "You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie!" (referring to FEMA director Michael Brown."

New Orleans resident: "In a pig's ass he is! My house is flooded, we're stuck on our roof and my kids haven't eaten in days!

by your testicles July 26, 2010

chilly

state of being that is not cool or (cooler than cool) ice cold. The term "chilly" can be thought of as similar to "frontin", or being a "poser", "tool", or "douche". Those people/things that can be described as "chilly" are often fake, of low quality, or not "real"/"keeping it real".

1.

"Well, hey, skeezix, you ain't cool. You're fuckin' chilly. And chilly ain't never been cool."
-George Carlin, on weekend Harley riders

2.

Steve: "Hey man, what do you think of Eric B & Rakim?"

Frank: "They're cool."

Steve: "What do you think about the Red Hot Chili Peppers"

Frank: "They're cool."

Steve: "What about Ice Cube and Biggie Smalls?"

Frank: "Those dudes are ice cold!"

Steve: "Great! Now what do you think about Lil Wayne and Nickelback?"

Frank: "Gross, dude. Those motherfuckers are chilly."

by Your Testicles December 29, 2011