Definitions by your local girlfriend

Cat

A cute yet scary little ninja with blades in it paws, a jump that could reach the clouds, silent paws, and a sharp bite, if you arent careful they'll kill you, or they are sweet creatures who sleep all day

Joe: Oww your cat just bit me

Me: Joe, you didnt share your food its going to slaughter you

Cat by your local girlfriend October 8, 2020